by / July 8th, 2011 /

Beyoncé – ‘Best Thing I Never Had’ (video)

“SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW..”

On Beyonce’s big wedding day she spends the whole time she’s supposed to be preparing for her big moment, wandering around in a négligée dissing her ex-boyfriend. Priorities woman! You’re getting married ferchrissakes! Today. Oh, wait, the groom is not Jay-Z. You mean this song is fiction???? I feel cheated. At least the song contains one of the lyrics of 2011 so far – “So when I think of the time that I almost loved you / You showed your ass and I saw the real you.” Your mission, this weekend – use “you showed your ass” in a sentence.