“SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW..”
On Beyonce’s big wedding day she spends the whole time she’s supposed to be preparing for her big moment, wandering around in a négligée dissing her ex-boyfriend. Priorities woman! You’re getting married ferchrissakes! Today. Oh, wait, the groom is not Jay-Z. You mean this song is fiction???? I feel cheated. At least the song contains one of the lyrics of 2011 so far – “So when I think of the time that I almost loved you / You showed your ass and I saw the real you.” Your mission, this weekend – use “you showed your ass” in a sentence.